I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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