At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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