You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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