How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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