Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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