i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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