Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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