i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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