We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It's just like the Real World with babies
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
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It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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