Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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