erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
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