How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
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You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize