He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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