We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
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I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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