was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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