So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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