i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
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Best friends brother. Beat that.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
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He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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