Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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I am naked and annoyed.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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