Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
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I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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