I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we made out on top of his cat.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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