Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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