You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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