I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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