Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
it glows. i had to have it.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I feel like death gave me a hand job
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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