I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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