Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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