i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
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you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
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Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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