Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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