ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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