Don't make out with my wife yet
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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