Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
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The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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