dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
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