If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
