Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
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so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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