and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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