Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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