Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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