piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
there is puke in my bra ... again
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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