Walk of Shame. In a state park.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
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I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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