Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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