Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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