Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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