these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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