So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
only you would photoshop your dick
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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