i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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