Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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