you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Guess who just stumbled into work hungover, wearing yesterday's clothes, covered in hickeys and glitter, and carrying a giant bottle of rum in her purse.
I just took plan B at work.
This is the greatest story of all time.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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