i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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