i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
The adults are the big ones right?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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