He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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its like you know when i get waxed
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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