with your own penis?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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