It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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