You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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