just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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