CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
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Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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