Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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